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My wife is turning 30 and I would like to surprise her with a funny poem.
She's starting to get a little freaked out about her age so I'd like to throw in some jokes about her body. She always claims she has no time to work out, yet watches hours of TV. Her favorite shows are those wedding reality shows - she can't get enough of those - and the Young & the Restless, which she watches at night thanks to our PVR.
We got married in September, so we're still in our honeymoon phase, but the subject of starting a family has come up. We have decided that when in happens, it happens. It's also worth noting that she is from Ontario and very conservative and that she moved closer to my hometown for me. I am originally from Montreal and I think the French influence has started to rub off on her!
Still, I know she misses home and family and I am so grateful that she moved for me. I love her and look forward to growing old with her.
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